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Darth Vader robs Long Island bank

 
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Mike McFadden



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PostPosted: Mon Jul 26, 2010 10:32 am    Post subject: Darth Vader robs Long Island bank Reply with quote

I thought this was a joke when I first heard this on the news on the way to my office this morning but its not.
http://abclocal.go.com/kabc/story?section=news/national_world&id=7573112
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Heads_On_Pikes



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PostPosted: Mon Jul 26, 2010 10:49 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

At least Darth had the common sense to wear a mask.


Video: Bank robbery suspect nabbed despite fake breasts, wig and clown pants

SWISSVALE, Pa. — A Pittsburgh-area man is behind bars after police say he robbed a bank wearing a blond wig, fake breasts and clown pants.

Swissvale police Chief Greg Geppert says 48-year-old Dennis Hawkins, of North Braddock, was sitting in a parked car covered in dye from an exploding packet when he was arrested Saturday.

Geppert says Hawkins was spotted in a grocery store and shoplifted a BB gun from another store before entering the bank. Authorities say Hawkins robbed the bank at gunpoint then dropped some of it after the dye pack blew up.

Hawkins then allegedly entered a woman’s car. She got out, took her keys and alerted police. Hawkins was found sitting in the car.

http://www.bostonherald.com/news/national/northeast/view.bg?articleid=1270270&srvc=rss

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PostPosted: Mon Jul 26, 2010 1:01 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

It was Indian Piker in drag.
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 26, 2010 3:35 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

esoterica wrote:
It was Indian Piker in drag.


that's hot
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Heads_On_Pikes



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PostPosted: Mon Jul 26, 2010 4:08 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I know! It's a shame I got caught and during delousing they found the panties! The fake boobs were really pointy too.
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I guess I owe it all to Pamela Brown
All of my good times - all my roamin' around
One of these days I might be in your town
And I guess I owe it all to Pamela Brown
Seen the lights of cities and been inside their doors
Sailed to foreign countries and walked upon their shores
I guess the guy she married was the best part of my luck
She dug him cause he drove a pick-up truck
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esoterica



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PostPosted: Mon Jul 26, 2010 4:56 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

He even admits it. Somebody call 9-11. LMAO
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mag



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PostPosted: Mon Jul 26, 2010 5:50 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

esoterica wrote:
He even admits it. Somebody call 9-11. LMAO

call 911 i might have cancer
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 26, 2010 6:20 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

mag wrote:
esoterica wrote:
He even admits it. Somebody call 9-11. LMAO

call 911 i might have cancer

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mag



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PostPosted: Mon Jul 26, 2010 6:25 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

esoterica wrote:
mag wrote:
esoterica wrote:
He even admits it. Somebody call 9-11. LMAO

call 911 i might have cancer

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Fuck you son of a two-dollar whore.

pull the plug.........
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esoterica



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PostPosted: Mon Jul 26, 2010 8:03 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

mag wrote:
esoterica wrote:
mag wrote:
esoterica wrote:
He even admits it. Somebody call 9-11. LMAO

call 911 i might have cancer

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Fuck you son of a two-dollar whore.

pull the plug.........

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